Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I don't think brook has ever known best
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
