found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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