He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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