Your tits are I can't wait for
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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