ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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