This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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