We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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