I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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