Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
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