talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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