something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
Randomize
