well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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