Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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