Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i barfeds in our rink
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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