his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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