Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
Randomize
