Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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