They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Randomize