11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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