i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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