Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just gift wrapped bread.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
It's never too late to be topless.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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