Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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