Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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