ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I need moral support for this bender
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize