She's JV to your varsity
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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