he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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