I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Randomize