The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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