does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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