Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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