fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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