Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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