forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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