with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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