Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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