i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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