i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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