when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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