I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
