ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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