I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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