Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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