office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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