Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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