i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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