I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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