We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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