i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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