"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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