I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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