Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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