i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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