belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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