so explain again why im purple
no
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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