so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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