he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
